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The following two rhymes illustrate the once-common association between cats and mutton. But after the surgery, he told us that he actually put an eel inside his anus himself,' said Dr Zhao. In the following rhyme, a banjo has been substituted in place of the fiddle. I've been to London to look at the Queen. This has already come true with a space shuttle disaster and the loss of Beagle II. They were then shocked to find an eel in his intestines. Why did you eat the dumplings?
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Should we work eight or more hours a day and pull miracles out of the little that we earn? Nilamas ko ang suso ko at bahagyang hinimas ang ibabaw ng pantalon ko. Ahhhhhh ang nabanggit ko sabay tinaas nya agad ang blouse ko at bra sabay suso na parang sanggol. Pero kulang talaga eh, hinahanap ko yung romansa at tite sa loob ng puke ko. Habang nasa office kami ay napansin kong panay ang tingin sa akin ni Ramil at panay ang kwento ng mga green jokes. He writes in Filipino and English, and since has been publishing short stories, historical fiction for children, and essays in Liwayway, Junior Inquirer, Philippine Panorama, and The Modern Teacher. Kapalagayan ko siya ng loob dahil pareho kaming galing ng ibang bansa isa siyang poging Indian.
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